you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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