I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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