found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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