Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My bed smells like the plague
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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