I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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