S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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