so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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