HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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