Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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