I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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