I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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