i think my tv is drunk
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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