you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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