try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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