Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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