Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
His nipple licking is glorious
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