Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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