He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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