found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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