I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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