Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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