Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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