I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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