how can u be prego again
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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