He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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