Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Enjoy the penises
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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