The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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