Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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