love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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