she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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