he wants to bone in the snuggie
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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