I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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