they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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