TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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