This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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