That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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