i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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