why im i the only drunk person in the library?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize