When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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