My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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