i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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