last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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