how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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