Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i would punch a child for taco bell
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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