Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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