I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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