How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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