she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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