The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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