doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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